Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
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Top comments
NoOneCaresReally 8
Seems like someone needs to learn how to park in the right places.
HonestTruth 5
If you can take a look at my avatar, that would be face if that happened to me.
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Comments (47)
NoOneCaresReally 8
Seems like someone needs to learn how to park in the right places.
ALlamaOnFire 20
I know right, I can see an endless loop of parking tickets in the not so distant future.
drunkandfml 11
Learn your lesson , OP
Forlorn420 9
I feel like this is the 6th fml on this site that is worded almost exactly like this one. But that's just me maybe I'm just rereading the same one over and over lol
rsunshine2020 13
What's the saying? Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame On me; fool me thrice... Lol maybe thats just for people but it works :)
oneFUCKINword 8
Someone is a very slow learner.
cameron194 9
The upside is OP can just turn his ass around and go pay the ticket lol
Climaxx 11
Have you tried parking in appropriate places, where you won't get a ticket?
lopsop 12
Perhaps he parked in a spot that had no sign showing that it was illegal to park there. In doing so he thought he was being a good citizen and not someone bad at parking.
citymayer 7
I got a ticket once for parking at the park too long.. Apparently I wasn't using the park facilities. I was just taking advantage of the free parking. I can't even ride my bike in the park anymore!!!! Obviously I'm a little sore about it...
HonestTruth 5
If you can take a look at my avatar, that would be face if that happened to me.
thesubconscious 9
"Are you ******* kidding me"
GovernorGeneral 8
But...but...
zolziski 11
You would think that in this economy one parking ticket would be enough to motivate the OP to ensure they park properly...
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Ticketception..
Irishgypsy 2
It's a vicious circle
rahrah765765 11
Not really because after the 3rd time Op would be called an idiot.
scottsteiner 1
i often wonder how many fml are actually true....
heytrollhey 12
Parking ticket on my windoooooow, now back to city hall (city hall!) another ticket on my truck! and now My wallet's ******.
andiewithlove 21
Well played......
redmnky21 8
didn't learn your lesson the first time?
stej1985 3
I don't know if they do the same thing over there, but ours are in a plastic envelope... take out the new ticket, put another bit of paper in, put under your wiper again in the same place, go pay the new ticket and have fun in city for a bit... you've already been fined, may as well enjoy your priority spot ;p without getting another ticket.
zolziski 11
Devious. I like it!
rahrah765765 11
Unless that spot turns into a tow away zone after a certain time.
TheDrifter 24
Here, if enforcement comes by again and a ticket is more than an hour old they tow the vehicle as abandoned in an illegal spot.
Slai_fml 3
Genius! I gotta try this.
scottsteiner 1
FYL OP LOL
SqueakyChipmunk 22
LOL THERES A BUTTIN FOR THAT LOL