By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML
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Dodger_fan16 11

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

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badluckalex 23

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha

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Dodger_fan16 11

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

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jerryj 27

So far, this thread is bloody annoying.

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ohcheriecherie 20

I can see why that might be unnerving to him...

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lexiieeex3 32

But was there really THAT much blood from a cut on her heel for him to confuse it with a period stained tissue?

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emporiumprincess 11

You'd be surprised how badly the back of your heel can bleed... I've been caught on the back of the heel with a z-rail (those things you wheel close around on in retail) not hard, but was literally dripping blood through my sock until I could give it some first aid.

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emporiumprincess 11

*clothes... Not close.... Stupid autocorrect....

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fortune789 17

Why wouldn't OP just show him her heel. I'm sure that would be proof enough. It would be awkward explaining, but it's better than the alternative.

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jackwilliams 9

Did he say something to you or just give you a dirty look?

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lexiieeex3 32

Doesn't matter just walk away.

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fuckedPriceless 17

It does matter, we want to know more about the story.

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badluckalex 23

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha

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91hayek 31

Use it later, or re-use it; re-using it later would imply a third use of the tissue. Good day.

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badluckalex 23

re-use meaning it has been used already? edit-i get what you mean now lol. good night :D

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cartoonboy 26

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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iLike2Teabag 27

Wow. Much blood. Such desperate.

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allred1997 19

I can see were if he wasn't paying attention to your feet that e would assume something else

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ElricMustang 23

I dunno, if I saw a bloody tissue fall underneath a girl, I wouldn't ask if it were from her bloody heel…

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DriAA7 17

The fact that you would ask at all is weird.

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Godsofdracos 15

"I see nothing!!!!" Fully applies to the guy who saw it.

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rkdstp1995 25

ask him to put it in the garbage for you.

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Wingman527 22

That would be pretty gross. From his point of view anyway.

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MzZombicidal 36

Well at least you already had a tissue for his issue!

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salvorican 24

When my tear ducts give issue, I can't use just any tissue. I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply when I cry ;D

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