By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 831
You deserved it 5 402

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

badluckalex 23

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the fuck out haha


That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

I see what u did there ;)

@#6 pun intention confirmed

What did it smell like?

#24 looking for your next meal?

What the fuck is this thread?

So far, this thread is bloody annoying.

*bum dum tss*

PrimeStarscream 30


This thread is terrifying.

I'm the end of this thread

#57 No you are not!

This thread needs to stop.

I can see why that might be unnerving to him...

lexiieeex3 32

But was there really THAT much blood from a cut on her heel for him to confuse it with a period stained tissue?

You'd be surprised how badly the back of your heel can bleed... I've been caught on the back of the heel with a z-rail (those things you wheel close around on in retail) not hard, but was literally dripping blood through my sock until I could give it some first aid.

*clothes... Not close.... Stupid autocorrect....

Why wouldn't OP just show him her heel. I'm sure that would be proof enough. It would be awkward explaining, but it's better than the alternative.

Did he say something to you or just give you a dirty look?

lexiieeex3 32

Doesn't matter just walk away.

It does matter, we want to know more about the story.

badluckalex 23

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the fuck out haha

91hayek 31

Use it later, or re-use it; re-using it later would imply a third use of the tissue. Good day.

badluckalex 23

re-use meaning it has been used already? edit-i get what you mean now lol. good night :D

cartoonboy 26

Desperate times call for desperate measures

iLike2Teabag 27

Wow. Much blood. Such desperate.

I can see were if he wasn't paying attention to your feet that e would assume something else

I dunno, if I saw a bloody tissue fall underneath a girl, I wouldn't ask if it were from her bloody heel…

The fact that you would ask at all is weird.

"I see nothing!!!!" Fully applies to the guy who saw it.

Well if her heel is bloody.....

ask him to put it in the garbage for you.

That would be pretty gross. From his point of view anyway.

Lol that really sucks

MzZombicidal 36

Well at least you already had a tissue for his issue!

salvorican 24

When my tear ducts give issue, I can't use just any tissue. I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply when I cry ;D

Yassssss squidward is the bae