Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
_GODZILLA_ 0
You fail at driving.
kpierce16 0
48, if u look in the corner you'll see this was posted by a male not a female
shadowsbane 0
Slow down and learn to park. YDI.
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
start riding a bike lol
kaydence 0
atleast you learned your lesson
Blaqhawk 3
47 & 48 Hit the nail on the head!!!
Blaqhawk 3
If this was truely a guys post, you need to hand over your keys and get someone to slap you.
rasellersjr 0
The chances of getting a ticket going 5-10 miles over the limit are slim to non. as a retired cop I can tell you that most officers have their own personal magic number that they write a ticket at, most write at 11 over, however, you might get a rookie that writes at 9 over. After spending many of his days off in court, he too will up his magic number. To get tickets that frequently, you are probably a danger to other drivers, and certainly deserve the license revokation you are sure to someday recieve.
Senescence 0
You culd just stop breaking the law, numbnuts.
kewlkreator 0
your the reason my parents won't let me have a car
Angelolive 0
It's called slow down