FML : Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and...

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 11 June 2012 20:30 / United States

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By Ceejay1 | 13

#4555417 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:40

You kept looking

By COOL__Coal | 12

#4555448 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:45

I hope you waved back otherwise that would be rude

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By JohnnyBr4v0 | 3

#4555373 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mykalt18 | 2

#4555483 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ilovesuju | 10

#4555491 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:51

I kept re-reading your comment but I can't understand dafuq your trying to say.

Insane_Tea | 14

#4555521 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:56

This is a complete guess but I believe he's talking about miracles and masturbation. Or he has no idea himself. Either way.. wtf?

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#4555646 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:16

Miracles and masturbation...how flabbergasting.

Qandol | 26

#4555854 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:03

Am i the only who didn't understand what he is saying in this comment or everyone else feels the same?

lovebeecharmer | 6

#4556250 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 5:46

Hey I found the homeless guy!! He's stupid lol

baddawg365 | 0

#4556433 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 7:24

My brain just about imploded from reading that rubbish you call a comment. Please good Sir tell us what you meant.

randomkayx3 | 11

#4556560 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:40

I think he means that OP is lucky to see the "amazing" sight of self pleasure.

HairyPunisher | 27

#4557386 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 13:29

It's a tragic shame when you have the opportunity to be the first comment and waste the "miracle" on a comment that not only makes you sound like a lunatic weirdo but also makes no sense.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4560541 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 8:21

84- lunatic's a bit too much, eh? I dunno maybe he was in a hurry to comment first and made no absolute fucking sense...

sonicgreg | 12

#4563752 - Thursday 14 June 2012 2:11

How is babby formed?

By russfml | 31

#4555376 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:36

Well at least you look good in your new glasses lol

vanessaizawesome | 8

#4555699 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:27

Yeah at least op knows that they look good in the glasses!!!!

fabulosogurlee | 7

#4556553 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:39

26-Yeah! I really like how you just restated exactly what was said before! I did not understand what was being said until you put it that way... Just in case you couldn't tell I am being sarcastic.

By RobboXD | 5

#4555385 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:37

That's hot

ocean4venue | 0

#4555593 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:07

That's a hot way to live.

coolgrlyepp | 3

#4555938 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:18

Haha

downtime | 12

#4556515 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 8:24

...What's with the trend of people repeating comments that came before them all of a sudden...?
Oh, I mean, does anyone else not understand comment #1?! At least they know they look good which is totally hot.

By Finnick_fml | 12

#4555399 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:38

Well... Keep your eyes on the road next time :p

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4555825 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 3:57

Hey #4, I read your profile cuz in also a huge hunger games fan. I know that the K x P was for Katniss and Peeta and the A x F was for Anna and Finnick, but who does the " C x C " stand for?
Just curious :)