By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
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expertsmilee 26

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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uhhSavage 22

Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.

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chanta24 10

Really, it's a compliment to your looks

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I would have wanked right back! How rude of you

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ironichalibut 24

I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?

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zandalee 19

Thank you 36. Best laugh all day ;)

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ise3 10

Or it could be the start of a porno

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expertsmilee 26

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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jipster 11

I would be more awkward if OP was a man.

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therealafroninga 10

You blinked....

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Grauncho 27

Turn around and give him something to stare at while he finishes? I like your style.

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Grauncho 27

We got a real ******* comedian over here, ladies and gentlemen.

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hugozac88 22

Ok that's just nasty

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Grauncho 27

Gosh, are you sure about that?

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sig4life 18

Nasty would be OP getting his/her self off also..... A race to the finish. Seriously, you know you can stop staring and walk away right?

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meekthekit 6

At least he didn't start crying and run away.

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FRB 8

Then ask him why did he not break up with you before the trip?

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hienzburgess 9

this is a TERRIBLE previous FML reference.

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cuppycakeslove 20

I don't think it's a reference... just commented on the wrong post

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Grauncho 27

And you didn't help a brotha out? Rude.

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hienzburgess 9

That's what I'm saying. Some people need to let go of fear and learn to replace it with better, happier emotions. For instance, OP could've been flattered instead.

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Thundering_Jibbs 13

All a part of the new clothing the homeless initiative, jack-it for a jacket!

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tj5810 21

Whack-it for Jackets. Tugs for shrugs. Wanks for tanks.

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RedPillSucks 31

yanks for Yanks?

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