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GET OUT. FAST.
Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.
I would have wanked right back! How rude of you
I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?
Thank you 36. Best laugh all day ;)
I would be more awkward if OP was a man.
I would be too 43... I would be too.
Turn around and walk away FAST
He must have been a real jerk-off
Haha 69 points
Nasty would be OP getting his/her self off also..... A race to the finish. Seriously, you know you can stop staring and walk away right?
Or crying and masturbating
Then ask him why did he not break up with you before the trip?
this is a TERRIBLE previous FML reference.
I don't think it's a reference... just commented on the wrong post
That's what I'm saying. Some people need to let go of fear and learn to replace it with better, happier emotions. For instance, OP could've been flattered instead.
All a part of the new clothing the homeless initiative, jack-it for a jacket!
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GET OUT. FAST.
Staring contest with a twist it would seem