By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 394
You deserved it 5 019

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Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.

Really, it's a compliment to your looks

I would have wanked right back! How rude of you

I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?

Thank you 36. Best laugh all day ;)

Or it could be the start of a porno

No, more like ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

I would be more awkward if OP was a man.

I would be too 43... I would be too.

Turn around and walk away FAST

Turn around and give him something to stare at while he finishes? I like your style.

He must have been a real jerk-off

We got a real fucking comedian over here, ladies and gentlemen.

Haha 69 points

Ok that's just nasty

Gosh, are you sure about that?

Nasty would be OP getting his/her self off also..... A race to the finish. Seriously, you know you can stop staring and walk away right?

At least he didn't start crying and run away.

Or crying and masturbating

Then ask him why did he not break up with you before the trip?

this is a TERRIBLE previous FML reference.

I don't think it's a reference... just commented on the wrong post

And you didn't help a brotha out? Rude.

That's what I'm saying. Some people need to let go of fear and learn to replace it with better, happier emotions. For instance, OP could've been flattered instead.

All a part of the new clothing the homeless initiative, jack-it for a jacket!

Whack-it for Jackets. Tugs for shrugs. Wanks for tanks.

yanks for Yanks?