Or stay and let the man finish. You're attractive enough to wank to, embrace it.

Really, it's a compliment to your looks

I would have wanked right back! How rude of you

I can't help but wonder what would happen if you started a wank-war with a homeless man.. Would it become an epic struggle, with people forming a ring of a crowd, entranced by the surreal situation? What would the challenger even do? Take it too far?Could the hobo suddenly become disgusted at your 'head' on approach? And what would your mother say?

Thank you 36. Best laugh all day ;)

Or it could be the start of a porno

No, more like ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh

I would be more awkward if OP was a man.

I would be too 43... I would be too.

You blinked....

Turn around and give him something to stare at while he finishes? I like your style.

We got a real fucking comedian over here, ladies and gentlemen.

Haha 69 points

Gosh, are you sure about that?

Nasty would be OP getting his/her self off also..... A race to the finish. Seriously, you know you can stop staring and walk away right?

Or crying and masturbating

this is a TERRIBLE previous FML reference.

I don't think it's a reference... just commented on the wrong post

That's what I'm saying. Some people need to let go of fear and learn to replace it with better, happier emotions. For instance, OP could've been flattered instead.

Whack-it for Jackets. Tugs for shrugs. Wanks for tanks.

yanks for Yanks?