By bronieswillrule5eva - 11/06/2012 18:16 - Canada - Summerside

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
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That's smart. Think someone might be possessed, talk about them behind their back.

The power of Christ compels you!!

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Didn't they hear how he talks in the interview?

Why are you asking me o.o?

19-living up to that name I see...

You should come in one day speaking in a demonic voice & wear red eye contacts & act as if everything's normal just to see their reaction.

In an interview, it could've been mistaken for nervousness. Also, my first thought wasn't satan; it was Benecio DelToro.

thepatty8474 10

Awesome freaking boss..

You think a boss who makes fun of an employer is awesome...?

59- she was being sarcastic...

59 - If my boss made fun of our employer, I'd think she was pretty awesome. Sadly she's a suck up. That's why she's the boss.

The power of Christ compels you!!

To give me a raise!

KVKdragon 26

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos ;)

That's smart. Think someone might be possessed, talk about them behind their back.

"Imnotpossesedwhyareyoutalkingaboutme??" "Gah!!! Dave, get the crucifix! I'll hold it off!!"

No offense, but your boss sounds like a jerk.

mykalt18 2

And that would be offensive to OP because?

Op's boss is a jerk!!! I would confront him about it!

9 - Because maybe he like his boss.

Why do you guys keep thumbing me down? All I said was no offense, I didn't want to risk offending OP.

Don't take it too seriously, everyone on here got thumbed down at some point. (:

Dude!!! Ur tongue... IT'S BLUE!!!!

29 hit the nail on the head, your tongue is blue so we bury you

33 - Never diss the blue.

THE BLUE IS AWESOME!!!!

baddawg365 0

25- You keep getting thumbed down because the boss is obviously a jerk, would you care who talked bad about him if it was you?

The boss is a jerk but no one says anything about the other coworker? C'mon... they're making a joke about someone, doesn't mean they're jerks. Enunciate your words OP! Do it!

Now is your opportunity to fuck with them.

snakeassault 0

My mind accidently skipped "with". I was scared for a second.

perdix 29

Or you could be a Cosby kid.

Tell him if that he doesn't cool it your going to cast a spell on him or kill him in his sleep. Problem solved. He'll either stop or fire you... either way you wont have to hear it anymore.

EG14_fml 8

*readin name* ...I dont think a brony would be possessed

ChannySai 7

Lmfao I think being a BRONY is a possession all on its own.

And a good one at that...

Either that or your boss is an idiot OP. Take a trip to the "Bible Belt" in the US and say an eight-letter word. You'll see what I mean.

I live in the Bible Belt. As I said in my comment I don't thin demons. I think of the Holy Ghost. Then again it's really not hard to tell if someone's just slurring or actually speaking in tongues...