By bronieswillrule5eva - Canada - Summerside
Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
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  KVKdragon  |  26

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica

Ergo, draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica, adjuramus te ... cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque æternæ perditionìs venenum propinare

Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos


  simonsaysYDI  |  8

The boss is a jerk but no one says anything about the other coworker?
C'mon... they're making a joke about someone, doesn't mean they're jerks.

Enunciate your words OP! Do it!

By  bulldoghitman97  |  4

Tell him if that he doesn't cool it your going to cast a spell on him or kill him in his sleep. Problem solved. He'll either stop or fire you... either way you wont have to hear it anymore.

By  Harpy20  |  24

Either that or your boss is an idiot OP. Take a trip to the "Bible Belt" in the US and say an eight-letter word. You'll see what I mean.

  krae001  |  3

I live in the Bible Belt. As I said in my comment I don't thin demons. I think of the Holy Ghost. Then again it's really not hard to tell if someone's just slurring or actually speaking in tongues...