By gimmeafknbreak - 17/01/2014 23:59 - United States - Alamogordo

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Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML
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It was actually quite humorous. Even my father laughed...though some others didn't find my boyfriend's statement quite so funny. And for those that were asking, yes...he pulled through. in fact about twenty minutes after the "incident". haha. Those family dinners get SO boring.

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I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

Well, did he pull through?

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Well, did he pull through?

The bf enjoyed his turkey breast.

#15, your picture goes with your comment perfectly.

He pulled in. And out.

& in & out. Momma's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night!

nice pickup line

....it kills at Le Cordon Blue!

I hope you flipped him the bird.

Specifically the turkey

I laughed too hard at this.

I hope laughter broke the silence. That was quite funny. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to have parents (and in laws) with a good sense of humor.

You're also married and thats expected. Op could be 17.

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Did you think before you wrote this?

Well did your turkey get stuffed?

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I'd choose silence over awkward conversations and unnecessary interrogation.

What an idiot

that's some weird kinky food talk.