Stiff

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 05:02

Spicy
Today, I had the house to myself so I lay on my bed with a porno for some me time. I was just about to begin when I felt a sting. A mosquito bit me right on the shaft. I’m allergic to mosquitos, so now I’m sweating, covered in hives and my knob is swollen in a very bad, not fun way. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 065
You deserved it 432

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That mosquito gave you more action than a human woman ever would.

That..........sucks

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You should take photos to show the ladies you meet online. They like them.

That mosquito gave you more action than a human woman ever would.

That..........sucks

That is not how you're supposed to get a blow job.