FML : Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized...

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Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mentallyscarred / Monday 31 January 2011 09:34 / United States

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By silversparkles4 | 5

#2029931 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

Take it as a compliment, you are pretty enough to masturbate to.

By jmac317 | 0

#2029923 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

thats hot

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By jmac317 | 0

#2029923 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

thats hot

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BeastNerd | 3

#2030633 - Monday 31 January 2011 21:16

You should have tapped on his rear and asked for a quickie ride to so you could get back to home, instead of running.

Ugh, I can't pun to save my life.

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skiier4life | 1

#2031973 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 8:43

yeah keep workin on it 50, STROKE your ideas and they'll DRIVE you on to better ones. your dreams will ERECT your future puns from here on out, and for many days to CUM.

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andruha1123 | 5

#2032244 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 10:24

oh cum on, those were low BLOWS!

By theten_fml | 9

#2029929 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

is that why you sound so happy?

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juliahockey | 0

#2030028 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:58

win.

By silversparkles4 | 5

#2029931 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

Take it as a compliment, you are pretty enough to masturbate to.

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TheUnhappyMouse | 0

#2030674 - Monday 31 January 2011 21:27

lol shes right :)

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snagglepaste | 0

#2030765 - Monday 31 January 2011 22:10

Agreed. That was nice of him.

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Kurg | 0

#2031908 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:35

I agree.

By saleha97 | 4

#2029933 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:15

hahaha, did you see that he was masturbating?

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Sathian | 0

#2029993 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:35

Obviously.

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skiier4life | 1

#2031979 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 8:49

Clearly.

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WiderWille | 11

#2480199 - Monday 9 May 2011 3:06

Of course not. Its just that all males masturbate in their cars. Didn't you know that?

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Gloria_GDA | 0

#3329739 - Thursday 22 September 2011 22:19

No duh dipwad

By 10_4Franky | 0

#2029935 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:16

Hope he crashes and gets impaled by his dick.

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rionieyu | 0

#2031111 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:33

Hahahahahaa :)

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SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2032790 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:22

probably too small for it. cud get snapped off, or squished, combo of all 3 maybe? gotta be realistic.

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klx125cross | 9

#4901460 - Thursday 6 September 2012 3:36

Hahaha Would that be possible?

By xcl0wdx | 0

#2029938 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:16

so? you're attractive then.

By lu31605 | 0

#2029946 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:19

Lol damn. Really nothing u can do there, take it as a compliment?

By kristineszLIFE | 0

#2029953 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:19

Ew

By ulicksam | 0

#2029963 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:21

Was he blowing you a kiss or trying to get some on you?

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tristanklose | 0

#2035744 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 8:10

lol win

By Air_Force001 | 0

#2029969 - Monday 31 January 2011 16:23

lmao that's a compliment

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