By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 526
You deserved it 5 539

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KwitIt 0

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

star_ver 0

Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

Comments

KwitIt 0

Aww, I'm so sorry! I'm sure it's not that bad! ...and what does a crack ***** haircut look like, anyway?

blland 0

we aren't sure if it really looks like a crack *****.

digapygmy 0

This is one of the most poorly written FMLs I've ever read. It's funny... Just please rewrite it! :/

alex_vik 0

Well then don't get a haircut that makes you look like a crack-*****.

Doubt he meant it, I just got a haircut for the first time in several months and most of the comments I get are jokes.

geetface 0

That's what you get for cutting your hair. You deserved it. I'm a dude with long hair down to the middle of my back and every time I hear one of my lady friends say they're getting their hair cut I tell them not to. Then all I hear for the next three months is how much they wish they didn't cut it and I completely enjoy saying I TOLD YOU SO.

well you were going to the drug store. all kidding aside i am sure it looked great

star_ver 0

Uh, maybe the comment was unrelated to your hair... You probably just looked like shit.

ijkl0marissa 0

what haven't you gotten on in a year?o.o