About Tidusblade
Today, I am a very cubish, stripy green expensive watermelon. Some kid decided it was a good idea to play catch with me. Next thing I know I'm an explosive mess on the supermarket floor. FML
Tidusblade - Followers
Tidusblade - Followed
Tidusblade's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
The list of badges to find
Tidusblade's favorite FMLs
By Foxy - / Thursday 5 February 2009 14:06 / United States
By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 April 2009 00:13 / United States

Rush job

By ananomoose - / Wednesday 15 April 2009 23:30 / United States

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

By Fitz - / Sunday 12 April 2009 13:53 / United States
By blah - / Friday 10 April 2009 10:17 / United States