Or you could not wrap them and save some trees...

Stop. Stop this right now.

At least if you don't like it you can return it before everyone else does. Take it as a positive thing. Merry Christmas.

I'd hate to know what I got before Christmas.... It ruins the surprise & excitement you feel when you tear open & present & see something amazing you didn't expect

So you wrapped his penis with a missletoe over it? He must have put a lot of thought into that

My Prius is Gunna save the world.. Oh wait I have a gtp.

take this time to work on your surprised face :D

44- thanks for sharing something completely irrelevant.

52- don't acknowledge them.. They'll go away eventually.

19 - The tree has already been cut down and made into wrapping paper. I'm sorry but refusing to use the paper won't bring the tree back. :(

I had to do this last year too...after he also asked me to pick out all the gifts (again, including my own). We didn't last too much longer. Not because of this is particular, but because of his general carelessness.

65: If demand goes down, supply will eventually go down to match

Damn hippies.

Is it wrong i read that in my mind with benders voice and be completly amused? Eh? Anyone?

Dump his ass!!!!! That's gotta be the most used comment on here.

*Opens gift* "Oh what a surprise!"

Kinda shitty he made her wrap and unwrap it eh? Shoulda just said "hey ill give you your present if you wrap all mine i need to do" and when he doesnt give her sex she'd be disapointed. Thats how i woulda played it at least

It's so simple, isn't it? OP, you wrapped the gifts because you cared about it and he didn't. Next time, let him wrap or not wrap and accept your gift however it comes to you.

I wouldn't mind getting coal considering coal is worth more than most stocking stuffers

Styrofoam is also good to hit people with. Doesn't hurt and always creates a laugh :)

I'd like to see the boyfriend's reaction on film.

Definitely.. An "LOL".

Like a wedding ring. Watch him piss his pants.

*boyfriend GRAMMAR NAZI STRIKES AGAIN!

agreed... but I hope for OP's sake she at least got some good gifts.

Can someone explain this "arrow to the knee" shit, work has really distracted me from the new Internet lingo.

It's a line the guards say in the game Skyrim and is getting extremely overused now

^ It's a reference to the game Skyrim. The guards in the cities say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee".

Ever played Skyrim? In Skyrim almost every guard says it for some reason. They got lazy on scripts.

I think I want to kill you now…

Will you kill me by an arrow to the knee?

Ah, thanks lol

7 problem is, (dun, dunn,dunnnn) she isn't a child so therefore it really is probably not that exciting for her.

8 should use superglue on his fingers to his mouth so he cant type or speak

Great gift then... :l the point is for them to get you something they know you'll love.