FML : Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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You deserved it

By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - / Friday 5 May 2017 07:14 /

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By Druu | 50

#7451394 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 12:03

"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."

By RichardPencil | 22

#7451403 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 12:26

Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.

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By Druu | 50

#7451394 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 12:03

"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."

By RichardPencil | 22

#7451403 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 12:26

Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.

By Cierra Amond | 10

#7451419 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 12:55

Snape lives on!

Lalala579121 | 25

#7451438 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 02:34

Don't listen to Dumbledore's lies! I'm professor Snape of Hogwarts!

By Glowworm56 | 18

#7451421 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 01:06

"10 points from Gryffindor!"

By LennyComa | 36

#7451535 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 09:01

Snape is by far the best Harry Potter Character, take 10 points for Slytherin and rock the new do

By StarkWolf_fml | 22

#7451547 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 09:35

wands up everyone /*

Miss_Red | 12

#7451595 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 11:41

mikkigrlxx | 11

#7451876 - Tuesday 9 May 2017 09:14

By Winchesterbride | 9

#7452058 - Wednesday 10 May 2017 07:27

wait that's actually a good thing

By band_geek | 17

#7452610 - Thursday 11 May 2017 03:45

There's part of me that's laughing, but at the same time, as a huge PottHead, this has officially become my personal top fave FML story.

By pinkpanther61789 | 12

#7455159 - Monday 15 May 2017 01:15

Hey guys, op here. I just found out this got published and am pretty surprised. But it was an easy fix, I've chosen to rock my natural curly hair until it grows out.

By sofia.dakota.leiva | 2

#7455824 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 08:05

I HAD THE EXACT SAME PREDICAMENT I WENT TO SCHOOL AND ALL MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME AND I WANTED TO PUNCH THEM BUT I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH LOL

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