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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Halved

By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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Druu 53

Tuesday 9 May 2017 0:03

"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 May 2017 0:26

Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.

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Druu 53

Tuesday 9 May 2017 0:03

"Your new haircut makes you look like Snape." "Ugh, again?" "Always."

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 May 2017 0:26

Tell her that her pants make her butt look like Hagrid's. Yell "expelliarmus" and walk off.

Cierra Amond 14

Tuesday 9 May 2017 0:55

Snape lives on!

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 9 May 2017 2:34

Don't listen to Dumbledore's lies! I'm professor Snape of Hogwarts!

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 9 May 2017 1:06

"10 points from Gryffindor!"

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 9 May 2017 9:01

Snape is by far the best Harry Potter Character, take 10 points for Slytherin and rock the new do

StarkWolf_fml 23

Tuesday 9 May 2017 9:35

wands up everyone /*

Miss_Red 18

Tuesday 9 May 2017 11:41

mikkigrlxx 13

Tuesday 9 May 2017 21:14

Winchesterbride 9

Wednesday 10 May 2017 7:27

wait that's actually a good thing

band_geek 18

Thursday 11 May 2017 3:45

There's part of me that's laughing, but at the same time, as a huge PottHead, this has officially become my personal top fave FML story.

pinkpanther61789 15

Monday 15 May 2017 13:15

Hey guys, op here. I just found out this got published and am pretty surprised. But it was an easy fix, I've chosen to rock my natural curly hair until it grows out.