By stupidgirlll - United States
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
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By  regalarius  |  0

In his defense, I look old for my age, and my (now wife) looks very young for hers...and when we were both 18, I got some very dirty looks walking around hand-in-hand with her. Nobody actually said anything to us except once or twice, though. She's actually older than I am. So I can understand his caution.

  sparda4355  |  0

No it's not... Trust me, he thinks she is HOT if he thinks she looks younger! He might not want to kiss her in public, but I'd place money he wants to do twice as much behind closed doors!!! ;)

By  Lilianna_fml  |  0

Seriously now.

I don't know of any haircut that would make you look both older and like a little girl, unless it was something "trendy" with bangs, and your boyfriend associates bangs with little girls.

Mostly, I'd say FHL because he's thought about looking like a pedophile. Unless he looks about 20 years older, he's just retarded.

  log1k  |  3

"Mostly, I'd say FHL because he's thought about looking like a pedophile. Unless he looks about 20 years older, he's just retarded."

That last part doesn't make any sense..

  Lilianna_fml  |  0

@82: I meant, assuming we're not talking about high schoolers, as long as the OPs boyfriend doesn't already look old enough to be her father, then a cut that may or may not make her look young shouldn't be a problem, because one would assume she isn't the same height as a little girl. If he does look old enough to be her father and he's getting upset about her haircut, though, then FHL because his panties are in a twist.

  snavula  |  0

Why do you fail so hard? You even get 2 minutes to edit your comment. In that time you'd see you weren't first and your comment would get moderated anyway. Clearly you don't meet the age requirements for having an account on this site. I hope you get banned.


Who in the hell said anything about Michael Jackson here? She only said her boyfriend thinks she looks too young making him look like a pedophile. If anyone is making fun of a recently deceased pop star, it is you for automatically associating him with pedophilia. You sir have little intelligence and should be banned from the interwebs


not cool.

but the comments on here are jank.
janks a funny word.
just like queer.
why can't we just use gay instead of queer?
queer is just so discriminating.

it just lost it's meaning
meh I love it when that happens
I'm such a jank queer.

By  BethanyMae  |  0

it's the same thing that happened to me when I cut my hair short. some people think short hair is mature while others, like your boyfriend, think you look way younger. I'm sorry that your boyfriend is giving you a hard time but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder

  oogyboogy  |  6

Hay that happened to my brother because he looked older and she looked younger so it was like a 20 year old kissing an 11 year old but he was actually 15 and she was 14

  SoreThroat  |  0

If I cut my hair short I'd look completely immature, believe me. I'm 18 and only 5 feet and about 100lbs, I'd look like a middle schooler! I guess it depends on the person? :o But I'm sure my boyfriend would be kinda eh too...I mean he's 6'1, how would that look? XD I don't think..most guys that at least care about you would be that much of an ass though.

  humorizer  |  14

As much as I hate "genius" for being a close minded Xbox 360 fanboy, for once I think he's right. Most (*most*) women are better looking with long hair. And if you want scientific facts, then here; most men have short hair, so having a woman with longer hair makes them more "womanly," thus making them more attractive to males.

Of course, there are exceptions, some women look a lot prettier with short hair, but that's because they've got other features that complement/set off that fact.

Furthermore, many of the lesbians I've seen seem to have 'budge'/bowl tops, and so that makes me think even more that long hair is a male preference.

  jtizzle  |  0

i always find that so weird that guys prefer long hair. i mean i get the psychology behind it, but you can ask a ton of professional stylists, and they'll tell you that the shorter the haircut is the more attention it draws to feminine features, making you look MORE feminine.

By  Tim3  |  0

your fault, get a new haircut you tard

By  SoccerChic7  |  0

Maybe he's had experience with lip locking with younger chicks, & had been warned not to because he was portrayed as a pedophile? lmao, I'd say change your hair again. FYL (: