Mad beliefs

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML
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You deserved it 20 756
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arienh4 0
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#5 Because it's free.

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KwitIt 0
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Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future! And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

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scarlett_fml 0
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YDI for discussing sex with your grandma.

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itchyballs 0
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man do I love gilfs!

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OhHushDear 11
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Um, actually, I think that's the FML here. She is saying that it WASN'T cool that her grandma started talking about sex stuff. Duh.

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KwitIt 0
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Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future! And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

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scarlett_fml 0
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#3...she could have just smiled and nodded as Grandma talked about abstience. She didn't have to confess that she's already had sex. She left herself open to that, imo.

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popoman 0
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She should have just licked her pussy.

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SpunkT 0
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Why do I not buy this?

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miss_madison 10
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Because unlike OP and I, you don't have an epicly cool grandma. (yes my grandma does the same.)

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arienh4 0
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#5 Because it's free.

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schizoid_fml 3
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#6 lol good one :P

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twistoffate89 0
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and what were hers?

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itsTiffany 0
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YUCK... Something I NEVER EVER EVER want to hear about.

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