Health, Haircut and Hair: Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By RickTheBoy - 10/07/2013 12:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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Make it work

By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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How're you doing?

By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2015 17:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

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whosawkwardnow 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:20

was it really short? it's winter, so if it was, that might've been al she meant.

me5 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:17

Yeah you shouldn't have paid. Sue ensues!

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Juuuu_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:13

Haha! Well you shouldn't pay for it then...hope you didn't tip

dabears1011234 27

Monday 28 July 2014 8:32

I pray op didn't tip.

me5 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:17

Yeah you shouldn't have paid. Sue ensues!

Siena5687 4

Wednesday 15 August 2012 19:37

I like your pig

whosawkwardnow 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:20

was it really short? it's winter, so if it was, that might've been al she meant.

bittersweets 2

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:23

my thoughts exactly

geordieboysgirl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:33

Mine too. the receptionist would not last long if she was telling clients they looked bad.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:13

Just an FYI (also just to be a d*ick, hair salons don't have receptionists.. he or she would be a cashier.

xXAisuXx 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:23

YA they do.

iggywig 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:23

@16 WRONG. Who books appointments and assigns the hairdresser to the person? The janitor?

Boddmon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:24

Not called a receptionist.

Boddmon 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:28

also, they don't have janitors.

iggywig 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:30

I know they don't have janitors, I was being sarcastic. And at every salon that I've ever been to, they were 'receptionists'.

tractortrash06 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:37

what he said

Flutist 3

Friday 8 January 2010 10:32

The magical book does it for the hair dressers. DUH

anonymous1109 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 20:26

my hair salon has a receptionist.

lexa1love 16

Sunday 1 December 2013 16:37

The hair salon I go to has a receptionist and a janitor.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:21

lololololol

ohmigawdess 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:24

I'm sure it was just because it's cold outside and she was saying the hair is short and your head would get cold. This is so not an FML.

funny_story 4

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:37

I could have been like a promo too, like if they were a new haircut place they could do "get and haircut and get a free hat" kind of deal, there's probably more to this story...