By gracelynn980765 - 27/06/2019 12:30

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Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
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RichardPencil 30

I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.

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RichardPencil 30

You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!

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RichardPencil 30

You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!

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RichardPencil 30

I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.

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Ilmoran 20

Well, you should help find them! It can be dark and scary in there, and you don't want boners wandering around unsupervised.

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Mooglefox 23

And don’t forget wet! It is very wet in those places!

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kmac1 4

Did they find them, or are all three still lost in you?

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Ashamed_Sister 60

The cucumber, a girl's best friend. It never gets soft, will never bad-mouth you, and afterwards you have something to eat.

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vandj8 9

Technically it would get soft, that, or it would pickle.

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RJR 5

The fact that you use the word "boner" would make me terminally flaccid.

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postpunkfunk 16

Your perfect boners out there, don't give up!

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sallygee 9

someone? it sounds like you're having g sex with random people. maybe that's part of the problem.

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