Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus!
Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!
Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!
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RichardPencil
| 27
I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.
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Ilmoran
| 19
Well, you should help find them! It can be dark and scary in there, and you don't want boners wandering around unsupervised.
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Mooglefox
| 23
And don’t forget wet! It is very wet in those places!
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kmac1
| 4
Did they find them, or are all three still lost in you?
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
The cucumber, a girl's best friend. It never gets soft, will never bad-mouth you, and afterwards you have something to eat.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You get to eat it — typical male!
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vandj8
| 8
Technically it would get soft, that, or it would pickle.
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DieYuppieScum
| 4
Vagina dentata?
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jobekka
| 15
don't sleep with drunk guys?
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RJR
| 5
The fact that you use the word "boner" would make me terminally flaccid.
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postpunkfunk
| 16
Your perfect boners out there, don't give up!
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sallygee
| 9
someone? it sounds like you're having g sex with random people. maybe that's part of the problem.
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Laurea Lindroos
| 7
Why would that be the problem?
Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!