You’d think after the second time, you’d stop talking about Amway products during coitus! Multi-level marketing, aka pyramid scheme, is a real boner-killer!

I’m sure your gynecologist will be able to find them, along with some keys, chapsticks, loose change and Skittles.

Well, you should help find them! It can be dark and scary in there, and you don't want boners wandering around unsupervised.

Did they find them, or are all three still lost in you?

The cucumber, a girl's best friend. It never gets soft, will never bad-mouth you, and afterwards you have something to eat.

Vagina dentata?

don't sleep with drunk guys?

The fact that you use the word "boner" would make me terminally flaccid.

Your perfect boners out there, don't give up!

someone? it sounds like you're having g sex with random people. maybe that's part of the problem.