Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
ilovepotatoes419 14
fyl lol
Madiluvsyuh98 2
omfg that's too funny! did they notice
chrisdrewislife3 0
no. they did not notice the photographer had a boner. ....... really now?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
did I ask you sweetheart? maybe he was wearing a cup well idk :p
ilovepotatoes419 14
ikr
rocklare18 7
that's when you smiled and said I feel the rise in the force
scotch 4
shit happens, should have asked one of them to help with that
Aryan_Sheen 0
stealthily flip it in your waistband next time.
NinjaWithSwag 0
bit of a stiffy situation..
tbonedada 1
haha I saw two sexy girls at starbucks this morning two and their boobs were showing
JayHPorter 6
NARB-No Apparent Reason Boner
MissSwiss_27 0
ha! your dick sensed them comming