By nomorefreehugs - 27/06/2011 23:34 - United States

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 703
You deserved it 41 234

Same thing different taste

Top comments


pwincessa23 1

^^^ never hug s person with a free hugs sign! they're creepy!

Trupe 3

It was just a roll of quarters.....chill OP.

IphonFML 6
shrinkydinks 0

it's just a boner. it's not like he raped you or something

Well you know what they say, every1luvsboners!

MissBunnyWillEat 11

And his chode boner turned you on, right? Be honest with yourself, OP.

asoptavlo14 6

Haha the hugs are normally costly but there was a giveaway and boners usually come with the hugs, therefore OP just got 2 free things. Lucky duck!!

if your the first freaking poster, why the hell would you just say 'hahahahahaha'??? wth!

Volcano47 0

then he stalked you and looked at you through windows. great you have a stalker on your hands:)

Volcano47 0

well what would you say " igot a b*ner from this"^^ you are retarded

Hi_Itz_Me 0

hmm.. I just realized that the OP could be a guy..

darlingdollie 24

says the girl kissing that rat thing?

Maybe his sign should've said "free boner" instead.

imthatguythatdid 0

So... have my baby? Oh, and add Enonymous and Cheddardolphin to your list... they're both aspiring DocBastard's

Jojo08_fml 0
missmurderx 8

9- says the girl getting felt up by chuckie cheese.

gibby1235 6

I'm pretty sure the sign said free...

lolwutsameme 0

15, A guy who takes a picture of only his abs is like a fat girl who takes a picture of only their face.

Don't flatter yourself OP... It was probably just a banana in his pocket...

karinabeby 0
darkch0colate 0

who wouldn't get a boner in that situation?

Mmm yesss... oh wait, OP is a girl. Crap.

Fmyspam 0

yeah people did that at rocko shops one time :/ lol u just got even luckier with a boner :P

DietSunDrop 0

he got a little too excited that someone hugged him

43 that's already been said here. and you spelt his name wrong

BigHoshJosh 0

130 I did it on purpose. and I didn't realize that it had already been said.

Well, considering OP's username, she didn't.

no... OP liked it so much he/she didnt want to tarnish that godly memory with another free hug that could be less pleasurable.

i would thumbs the comment up but it has 69 thumbs and I will not be the douche to ruin that xD

OP shouldn't take it personally... The man just really enjoys volunteer work.

Does 'hugs' mean 'boner' in New Jersey? If so, I think I found your problem...

xPsYcHO_KILLa_x 0

screw you new jersey is not what tv makes it out to be

haha 11s just trying to be funny and it worked dont get so defensive next time

chickunkey 0

With such a defensive response, I'm willing to guess it's exactly as tv makes it seem. haha

demonmarine22 0

Aw man, now I feel obligated to defend NJ since I live there, but I know that all that'll happen is that a bunch of jokes will stem from my defense. So instead, ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty.

yes it is. everyone has wayyy touch much fake tan and they **** on the first date.

77 I don't see how you find this comment funny. it's stupid. an eight year old could come up with a better comment.

Lumenoire 0

11: You wouldn't understand, it's a New Jersey thing.

kayleighc 0

was It before or after u hugged him he was "showning up"