Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
GamerMatt97 0
man don't u just hate random boners
FrancisMX3 6
LOL, that sucks tho ):
Bloodberry 0
more like "say ****"
Bloodberry 0
more like "say ****"
Bloodberry 0
more like "say ****"
Bloodberry 0
more like "say ****"
HomeAl0ne 20
When that happens to me I can never choose between a flash and a natural exposure.
perdix 31
I don't think you get the concept of "random." Attractive women cause boners -- it is a scientifically-proven cause-and-effect relationship. Now, point that thing at 'em with confidence and hope at least one of them like it.
Eaglestrike117 29
LOL! That is the best comment I have seen on this site so far. Photography humor FTW.
Jammybrown11 0
it was a public swimming pool for me.