Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
iAmScrubs 19
Don't lie. You actually got turned on my the coffee blender. "Oh yes blender, blend it just how I like it."
cranker08 10
lol I'm glad ima girl lol
oldnavysnake 0
same here.(:
FFPulley 9
never waste a good boner. you should have made an indecent proposal.
Loka4Ever 4
why did you need to stand up? u couldnt take it sitting?
blanccamaro74 6
ur penis can see the future
Lucie_love 4
I feel incredibly stupid for reading the fml again and replacing the word boner with cheese
beef25967 2
I believe that's called a N.A.R.B. (No Apparent Reason Boner).
SPC117 5
maybe they were flattered? did you get a little "tug"?
Danielique 15
Did the ladies look impressed?
ilovepotatoes419 14
fyl lol