Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
Laterial 3
Blame it on the caffeine
MinisterOfTheDog 5
Well, part of you certainly stood up.
kcircuses2 4
it's just the pleats...don't act like you're not impressed!
tsume24 3
mr. burgundy, you have a MASSIVE ERECTION
broomhildo 19
Exhibit A: Your comment.
tsume24 3
60% of the time, it works every time.
0D0R0 4
FMLs too.
tonz82 2
this is true 62
T0sta 8
over exposure much? ;)
tsume24 3
*women -.-
tsume24 3
thank you.
nlr 9
men. your welcome
teh_uber_muffin 3
You're*
nlr 9
suck it!
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
that's a hard situation to get out of
ksib 0
in those cases just tuck and go
kcutie 0
your profile pic is funny and yet sad. :/
HeyImJuli 3
this FML need RWJ he always got a good boner joke handy :)
iAmScrubs 19
If Ray Johnson comes to FML, his 100000 fanboys will come with him. I don't know about you, but I highly doubt that would be a good thing.
marud 7
RWJ can make a secret account! Epic jokes and no douchetards..
SkateElement44 0
are you saying he'll put it in good hands?
jazzybaby179 22
that must have been hard too hard to hide:/ fyl
jazzybaby179 22
fuuck!:(
abcd4242 0
haha it's okay I forgive you :)
jazzybaby179 22
yaay:D