Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
wtfmylifedude 8
Psychic boner.
FMLoverAgain 7
nothing to be embarrassed about. it's all natural. That's a good way to let the prospect buyers know the merchandise works.
UnDerThEcaRpEt 0
I remember puberty hahahaha
strainer04 8
I like this! wouldn't buy a car without seeing it first and test driving it would ya?
strainer04 8
this was supposed to go on 83. all my comments are not going where I want them to. smh
ILoveTabz 0
that's attractive! at least now they know you're fully functional
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
hahahahahah lawlcats (:
Gunnarr 12
The Force is strong with you.
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
should of shown em what u got
BigPerro4life 0
perfect opportunity to have asked them to return the favor!
T552 12
Oh as if you were going to score with them anyway.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Ha! Ha! I love a good random boner!