Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were...

By Lin - 2/3/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML

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By vaebouria | 0

#907293 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:23

dude that's fucking creepy! call the panda

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#907321 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

Did you enjoy Hannah Montana anyway??

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By luisavs | 0

#907273 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:17

0h yuck that sucks.
I hope he wasn't purposely bumping into you...

whatchutalkinbou | 0

#907315 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

I think it's pretty obvious he was 0_0

sublimaze | 6

#907357 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:42

YDI for being short

DeeBizz | 0

#907367 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:45

boner soup .

Repttar | 0

#907410 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:00

good, did u flash ur mameries, suck him and make him a sandwhich? if u didn't, quit ur bitching and get in the kitchen

theian01 | 3

#907418 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:08

I died reading #14's post. That was one of the best jokes he's had.

punkin76 | 0

#907524 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:19

I've had that happen myself.

Luckily it was a hot young guy though.

JohnyF | 0

#907609 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:15

12 hahahaha lol haha XD lol seriously it's not his fault

BadPinkKitty07 | 0

#907865 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:13

ok what I really want to know is, did you then move after bumping into the frozen hotdog, or were you feelin frisky and freaky and decided to stay there?

this question will be haunting me all day...

blitzen123 | 0

#908101 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 19:28

What a creeper.

mn_mpls | 0

#908261 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:29

ydi for going to a concert that an old guy would go to. unless he went just so he could creep on girls. then fyl

WordsOfHope | 0

#908444 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:36

once again reptarr wins

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#908671 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:01

iiiii think if he was hott you should have offered to go fuck in the bathroom!

peace7love2FML | 0

#909400 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:30

then move?

Becca_Blaise | 0

#909676 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 3:51

ewwww that soo creepy

michael32123 | 0

#909993 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:31

@51 you me = good buttsecks?

michael32123 | 0

#909997 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:33

@51 you me = good buttsecks??

WhatANoob | 0

#910061 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:53

I call fake. I've read the same FML but it was on a train

cantdeleteaccount | 2

#910212 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:50

#83 whats wrong with you thats like the third time you posted that to some random girl you pedifile

kjhowse | 0

#910342 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:58

yu deserve it for making him get one

Danielt104 | 6

#922477 - Sunday 7 March 2010 20:42

@ 12 fuck you you prick. OP can't help that they are short!

anlhawks | 5

#977677 - Sunday 11 April 2010 7:59

ha thank you really i'm short it's not under my control!!

By vaebouria | 0

#907293 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:23

dude that's fucking creepy! call the panda

glen12 | 0

#907377 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:48

sexual harrassment panda?

summerloolooloo | 0

#907460 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:39

They should make it possible to "like" comments.

BlueBomber | 0

#907529 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:24

Note the thumbs-up icon to your right, if you're in a browser. If not, disregard this comment. It'll self-destruct shortly anyway.

fisheatsbear | 6

#907628 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:32

they don't have the thumbs on an iPod

Wooddaver | 0

#908299 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:37

@43 which is kinda ironic when you think about it...

adriiana1019 | 0

#908364 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:05

haha!! it totally is ironic!

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#908676 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:03

I dont get it 55.......

crazycornn | 0

#909876 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:01

neither do I...

Fiskerz | 0

#910737 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 12:14

you use your thumbs to type on a iPod/iPhone

papichulo1411 | 0

#913150 - Thursday 4 March 2010 5:32

hey #66 let's hook up

nerdytacos | 3

#2447587 - Monday 2 May 2011 23:51

am I the only one who got the South Park reference?

Miguel11167 | 4

#2889587 - Thursday 14 July 2011 10:42

Yes They Do.

By SliceNthrice | 0

#907299 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:24

haha dang that suckss you got set up. He must have had a blast.

spongebob95 | 0

#908640 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:44

lmao I know

By imNotWavy | 0

#907301 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:24

3rd! y'all should really try to KETCH-UP!

junolee | 0

#907309 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:26

2nd fail man...your fkn 4th u retard
even in another post u failed to count right

scorpio95 | 0

#907313 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:27

Yeah, what ^^^ said

xKazama_Blood | 0

#907317 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

what a retard. fail again #3

SBone_fml | 0

#907322 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:29

Hear hear. What a douche.

tokintot07 | 0

#908313 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:44

argeed--with junolee.

and has anyone realized this same story has been posted. first it was an old guy on the subway bumping, then the homeless guys on the subway, now it's an older man at a concert. jeez

By Eddie_Paints | 0

#907321 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:28

Did you enjoy Hannah Montana anyway??

gohabs21 | 0

#907391 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:53

lul

paperisuseful | 0

#907396 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:54

lmao

mymuse | 0

#910305 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:39

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! best comment ever

By Eggvader | 0

#907330 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:31

a concert free humping. you know some people have to pay to get hump. unless the concert was sucky I don't see an FML here.

gotpromise | 0

#907405 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:59

If she had to pay to be humped by an old man, a refund is necessary.

tristan1001 | 0

#907412 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:02

agreed

perdix | 29

#907543 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:33

1. Wink at older man.
2. Complain that you are short on cash.
3. "Accidentally" bump the boner a few times.
4. Wink again.
5. Hike skirt
6. ?????
7. Profit!

gtridr | 1

#907853 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:05

omg perdix yet again ... epic fuckin win

Wooddaver | 0

#908353 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:01

SUPRISE BUTTSECKS for profit???

Wolfwood187 | 0

#920810 - Sunday 7 March 2010 7:08

lol

By sleekRelease | 0

#907360 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:42

I've seen something very similar before here.

By werewolflover4ev | 0

#907383 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:51

#15 hell yea!!! ;D that is sooooooo messed up! ewwwww. like, eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.

By gecko13 | 0

#907404 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:58

if you didn't move or hit him in the nutts, ydi!

ktbird | 0

#907514 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 14:11

Agreed just because you're short doesn't mean you can't stand up for yourself.

adrianna4ever | 0

#909447 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 2:41

why do people keep sayin that no one deserves to be sexually harrassed and she probably did dobsomething to him. duuhh

By KyleSays1 | 0

#907411 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:01

eww what a creep