Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Top comments
Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Sounds like a great porno scene. Ron Jeremy could play you.
RaineLee 5
A spelling mistake spotted in an FML. Two attractive women, you mean.
safety_jake 4
is that a coffee bean tree down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me
NaomiMadison 4
"Say boner!"
nlr 9
that's embarrassing!y boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I always gave him one but he'd never get the satisfaction he wanted from me...
gchartier90 0
it looks like you said embarrassingly
Cirso65 7
at least half of what he said was a compliment.
oliver86 8
FML comments have really gone downhill.
kyle_lockhart 0
ur hot its no surprise
emmkaycee 0
Cool story bro.
Saturated5 0
dc
nlr 9
well aren't y'all nice?!
nlr 9
that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(
nlr 9
that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(
vashthestampede 0
baseball...cold showers...
nlr 9
that's embarrassing! my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I gave him one all the time and he never got the satisfaction he wanted... >:(
broomhildo 19
What the heck. My comment was supposed to be in response to #29, no idea how it ended up here.
nlr 9
I have no idea but my comment copied 4 times! ha! oops