Kids: Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently,...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By unknown - 15/09/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Punishing kids for blatant honesty. Gotta love society.

Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:17

Kids say the darnedest things.

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SiLvEr_070 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 10:40

ROFL I hope it was a private school, that would eb TOTALLY EPIC =P

marsjunkiegirl 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:19

hahaha. I love this kid. But you should sorta make sure it doesn't happen again...

QWERTYCommander 5

Wednesday 23 December 2009 6:39

You have sex within earshot of your daughter?

glasswater 0

Monday 28 December 2009 23:31

You deserve it for a) using that kind of language around her, b) not teaching her what words are inappropriate, and c) doing SOMETHING that allowed her to not only use, but understand the meaning of the word ****.

LemonMan 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:10

What a great roll model you must be *sigh*

Blingup 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:05

Did the child ever watch Two and a half Men???? Blingup out

Blingup 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 17:05

Did the child ever watch Two and a half Men???? Blingup out

missangelj_08 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:08

WOW #9 you are dumb. You can get suspended from pre-school. I was suspended and kicked out when I was younger. Lol

Dutch_Guy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 17:12

That is epic... You just have to love foulmouthed people (though not children, but ok), they are usually so must more eloquent than the frigid pristine ones... (Check out Stephen Fry on this subject http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM)

AngieVengeance 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 5:58

My son knows what bad words are (hes 5) because he's heard people say them..I dont curse in front of him at all and he knows better to say any word that is a curse word. You cant shelter your kids from hearing things but you CAN prevent them from repeating them by teaching them morals. I explain to my son that cuss words are rude and ugly and smart people like him never need to say those things because a smart person can think of better words to say to explain how they feel without being offensive.