By Anonymous - United States
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
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  MrMaD_fml  |  2

so should we develop a care-free attitude like most of the other countries out there and promote sweat-shops, underage prostitution, constant CP filesharing, and human trafficking?

..or am I just over-reacting..

  Moemoemoe_fml  |  0

Who the f*** said it was a little girl???

For all we know, he's 23 and the chick 22.
She'll still be his "little sister" when they're both 80-something-years-old, genius!!

Sickos obsessed about "everything is pedo!!" need to pull their head out of their arse and wake up to the fact not everybody in the freaking world is underage.

  teiso_fml  |  0

Pff, I've seen my brother's balls. I used to have to share a bath with him when we were little kids, and my sister, too.

Of course, he was only a little bit older than me. I haven't seen them since he hit puberty and I have no desire to.

  TheButler  |  0

Little sister knows about the humourin dick-size there fore she's probably at least 12 and has had sexual education she could be 15 -.- so ur just being naive .

  sexkitten129  |  3

um mrmad we do those things not in our country but in those other carefree countries. who do you think pays for all those underage prostitutes? not the people in the "carefree" countries they couldn't afford it.

  writergirl23  |  19

And I'm sick of the whole "Americans are better than everyone else" attitude. If anyone comments negatively to this it'll just cement it. And yes, you do have the attitude. Just because I wasn't born in America and have never been there does not mean I am not as good as you. At least New Zealanders aren't known for their arrogance in other countries like America is.