FML : Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just...

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Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By torkx3 - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:22 / United States

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By videogamejunkie | 0

#417494 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:45

Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.

By Emberlin | 0

#417530 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:52

I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...

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By anneboleyn | 0

#417482 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:43

I hate it when I get stuff like that mixed up!

darren824 | 0

#417855 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 02:46

the real question here is... who wears red pants with a blue shirt ?!?!

swooshq | 0

#418019 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 04:08

haha right?!

ilg4evr | 0

#418106 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 04:43

an old geezer, i suppose

picky_and_bitter | 0

#418211 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 05:35

lmao cuz thats something people get mixed up all the time. "today, an old person got lost and i brought back a different one, my bad"

_Noon_ | 0

#418589 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 09:26

#28; WIN :D

Avaquin | 0

#424305 - Friday 24 July 2009 08:05

lol, totally

FYLTHOUGH | 15

#6580839 - Friday 15 April 2016 04:35

how did he even get the old guy to come with him is what I want to know

By katelynmarie | 0

#417488 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:43

Lol, shit happens.

SpikedKnuckles | 8

#5236381 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 05:22

That's an LOL not an FML hahaha

By videogamejunkie | 0

#417494 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:45

Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.

By Casualt1234 | 0

#417510 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:48

lol you oldnapper

By av232 | 0

#417521 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:51

this is more his FML, but yeah FYL too.

By Emberlin | 0

#417530 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:52

I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...

By Aniland | 2

#417532 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:52

I LIEK BUTTZ.

By aback | 4

#417541 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:54

I think when I get old, I'll start carrying a stun gun to ward off the "helpful" people.

By elloskipper | 0

#417547 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:55

and this is why you should never underestimate old people.

By noshitsherlock | 0

#417564 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 12:59

LMFAO this one is hilarious

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