FML : Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to...

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Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wmsys32pr9 - / Monday 30 March 2009 05:06 / United States

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By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479958 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 1:20

like father like daughter?

By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7469664 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:26

I guess it runs in the family

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By Hippo_Holiday | 19

#7469664 - Tuesday 13 June 2017 12:26

I guess it runs in the family

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479958 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 1:20

like father like daughter?

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