FML : Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her...

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By auraya1985 / Saturday 12 September 2015 21:34 / United Kingdom

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By djm2010 | 8

#6409668 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:49

The teacher sounds slow. She could have asked your daughter to elaborate and using context clues, she would figure out what your daughter actually watched. As cart that is is the person you have to trust to educate your child.

By djm2010 | 8

#6409720 - Sunday 13 September 2015 16:52

No one said anything about doing that in front if the class. She could have pulled the child to the side and asked her to explain herself a little further. It would take half a second to figure out what she really meant.

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By riddhi | 16

#6409659 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:47

that is tricky

By urbanbigfoot | 20

#6409664 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:49

Just the very naughty edition right?

By Mmkay1515 | 21

#6409665 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:49

I've had situations like that before with that show.. It's super awkward at first, but become a funny story later!

By djm2010 | 8

#6409668 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:49

wellhi | 7

#6409717 - Sunday 13 September 2015 16:49

The teacher thought she was talking about porn stars. Why would anyone ask another to elaborate on details about "porn stars," especially in a room full of children?

djm2010 | 8

#6409720 - Sunday 13 September 2015 16:52

smoothies14 | 32

#6418291 - Thursday 24 September 2015 1:20

With what parents do these days I don't know that it's smart to ask a child to elaborate about porn.

By derangedplanet | 23

#6409670 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:50

Well ya know. same difference right? those fat old men could make some interesting porn stars.

chazzywazzy654 | 22

#6409907 - Sunday 13 September 2015 21:27

That was a mental image I could have lived without. Haha

By cgowe4 | 15

#6409671 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:50

at least it will make for a funny story later

By WitEluded | 13

#6409675 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:52

If you ask your daughter to describe the characters she saw, it will settle things one way or another very quickly.

By Googolman | 28

#6409687 - Sunday 13 September 2015 15:56

I can see how "Pawn Stars" could sound like "porn stars" with a British accent, seeing as this FML takes place in the UK.

B00K_L0V3R93 | 30

#6409699 - Sunday 13 September 2015 16:21

I don't think the accent has anything to do with it. Pawn and porn sound the same regardless of how you pronounce it, with whatever accent you pronounce it in. I just think it was a mistake (on the teacher's behalf) because she didn't get the girl to elaborate on what she meant by 'porn/pawn' star.

Vlen_fml | 20

#6410439 - Monday 14 September 2015 11:26

that's not true at all, I'm from AZ, a state that notably lacks a regional accent, and our "Aw" and "Or" sounds are clearly enunciated. I'm assuming you're either from Europe, New England U.S., or East India if your accents can't distinguish the two.

By djm2010 | 8

#6409688 - Sunday 13 September 2015 16:04

I can't reply to my own comment so here is my edit for the last sentence.

*It's a scary thought that's the person you have to trust to educate your child.