Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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null_fml 11
Punishing kids for blatant honesty. Gotta love society.
Hacksaw 4
Kids say the darnedest things.
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Comments (180)
iluvlaffing 0
Just explain to the school that this is true
NoteMyGrin 0
Haha, brilliant. (:
SeventhFonons 0
When I was like three or four, I learned words like 'shit' and others from my grandfather; my mother was nevertheless not very happy with him after I started repeating the words in public restaurants 8D
carolthebitch 0
LOL
Jim9349 10
lol, good kid, I seriously would be proud.. but I doubt you would be...
stella23 0
That's actually pretty funny, sucks that she got suspended. I don't understand why some people think that the kid seeing her parents having sex would teach her the word '****'. Unless they were talking dirty...she probably learned it from somewhere else. When I was younger I learned a lot of bad words from my older cousins. And if the kid had never used any bad words in front of her parents up to that point, how would she know they were bad? If she was never reprimanded, she probably had no idea.
xoconnie 8
wow you suck WAY too much. (Literally)
natizakhi 0
fakeeeeeee! you cant get suspended from pre school. youre just a dumb bitch and a douchemeister! anyone who disagrees can suck the shit out of my ass!
eatmybeans 0
number 45 your stupid!
heart604 0
#89 YOU'RE stupid!
RuralNinja 0
Thats why I hate school. They ask a question, then reprimand you when it falls outside what they expect.
I_Own_Ubers 0
hey don't punish her for tellin the truth, and people wonder why children tell lies