At least now you know he isn't screwing his boss

But I think his boss just screwed him.

#1 at the park, dressed like a wizard

The only logical answer? He's started a fantasy football league.

Probably started a meth lab with an ex student.

Started a fight club...

#78 what's rule #1 about fight club?

You don't talk about Fight Club. Now, 78, I need to castrate you.

You guys have it all wrong! He's obviously out using all those condoms that he bought since OP is on the rag.

on the rag for two weeks?

It happens.

He hasn't shown up for two weeks and she's just now calling?? Weird.. And it doesn't mean he's cheating necessarily.. Maybe he just didn't want you to know he quit? :/

#50 if he quit then his boss wouldn't be calling to find out if he was alright after not showing up to work for 2 weeks.

Pretty sure him not showing up for two weeks is the same thing as quitting. He just didn't notify his boss.

70 - If his boss is calling about his well-being, it implies he still has the job.

50, I'm with you on this one. Unless someone had a better job lined up, people tend to be pussies about quiting their jobs. Which is weird because if the person disliked their job so much, that was their chance to give their boss a piece of their mind. I'm curious what the Original Poster's boyfriend's excuse is.

#98 not necessarily. On my one day off work a week I'm a volunteer sports medic and a local club I volunteered my time to was treating me like garbage so I went in and told them I was done. I don't have another club lined up, but if someone treats someone badly there's no point in going the wrong way about it if you may need them as a reference in the future.

Find the girl, wipe away the debt*

It's always a lighthouse.

There's always a city.

Dat pinky tho!!!

you're a simple minded idiot, he could be in trouble or he could be hooked on something .

If she was under the impression that he was going to work everyday and he wasn't, then I'm going to take a wild guess and say that there isn't much trust there anymore.

4- The best way IMO is to be lesbian and then ask.

I wouldn't say most likely, just a strong possibility. Could be something else entirely.

I'm trying so hard not to look at your profile picture

Change your picture. Everytime I see it it makes me cringe.

Well no shit.

Well no shit just downgrade me just because i said question him. I see a few other people saying that same thing and they aren't downgraded!

Clearly you're new here. Welcome!

Thanks lol

*golf clap*

What legitimate reason could he have for lying about going to work?

That's what we're proposing she find out.

I guess I'm really intolerant because I wouldn't care the reason if he lied to me for two weeks straight about it. Lol. The OP is probably nicer than me. ;P

And genuinely can't think of a good reason, so was sincerely asking if anyone else could.

Creak creak creak creak... I think that explains it

Maybe he won the lottery and he is getting everything set up to surprise OP??? It could happen....or not.

I'm sure "oh Babe I had a doctors appointment" is going to work for the whole two Weeks.

I agree if my boyfriend did that he would be dumped so hard..

Maybe he has cancer and has been going to the hospital but doesn't want OP or anyone to find out and worry

That's stupid.

take this humans advice ^

Good idea! Why ask when you can just become a great detective?! Oh all the clues you could find!

She is obviously the Girlfriend from the earlier FML about the surprise birthday party her boyfriend is throwing for her... Obviously...

That's a bad assumption to make. I understand its the first thing to your mind but talk to him first. Don't assume.

It's not my post and he is now my EX boyfriend.

21 is 16 the same person from your profile pic? WTF I'm amused!

48 - And 21 is also lying about his age! He's 31 not 32! Call da cops on dis man!