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Charlie Given
| 21
Sounds like he may have a guilty conscience.
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RichardPencil
| 27
You're too busy for a boyfriend. You should be a side piece or have an FWB.
Problem solved, YWIA
Problem solved, YWIA
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acmariner99
| 23
Communication! Do it!
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TooTall0231
| 9
Damn! I'm working the same hours as I'm on call right now.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
OP, every time that you come home from now on, "cannonball yourself" onto him (aka "pile-drive") while he's sleeping to let him know that you are, in fact, home after your daily shift. Then do it one more time ie, the next day, after he "mea culpa's" just to "remind" him. Problem solved!
Or one day, hide all his underwear; next day, all his socks, etc. so that he has to call you to find out where you moved 'em to each day.
Or one day, hide all his underwear; next day, all his socks, etc. so that he has to call you to find out where you moved 'em to each day.
Or one day, hide all his underwear; next day, all his socks, etc. so that he has to call you to find out where you moved 'em to each day.