Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
mina73 0
I'm inclined to go with #47 here and say hire a private detective, money permitting. xx
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Because why talk to him and have a mature conversation when you can sink to his level and hire someone to snoop around.... makes sense.
Magicomoo 9
#61 because if someone is already lying and keeping shit from you, like they going to tell you the truth. It cant be cause he lost his job, I could understand that. I would watch his actions, and be like ill drop you off to work today. pfft, I love how everyone is like trust him? he broke his trust when he started lying about work. I don't care what the excuse is, not worth being with him. Being honest even about bad shit is important
nbandofbrothers 10
Do you know what this means?!? He was cheating on you with his boss but now is cheating on you and his boss.
chosha_fml 27
My money's on a gambling addiction. No-one's going to miss two weeks of work without notice for a rendezvous.
TheWorldGreatest 8
That doesn't sound good at all!
cass99 11
I'm guessing its time for a little couple meeting or I should say u questioning him till he cracks?
worldclassrager 41
Secondary job...or something else..,flip a coin hope it comes back as what you want..,
soul_meets_body 11
Confront his ass.
websphere69 27
It does suck if he's cheating on you, but howis he making a paycheck if he's not going to work?
bryonyb33 17
Or his boss got him mixed up with someone else and it's a misunderstanding. Don't jump to conclusions just mention it to him and see what he says. There's probably an explanation :) x
debie_fml 14
do one thing dump his clothes on the front lawn then ask what he was doing