Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
haaaanners 10
ohmy :/
hellphone_fml 37
I love how if a guy says something rude its "dump him" but if he lies for 2 weeks its "talk about it"
beautifulsoul89 11
So true
Sukyi199495 10
I can't wait for the follow up on this...
angelitared 27
Follow him
mete_orito 34
Maybe the person who called is not your bf boss, but somebody who wants to get him in trouble. 15 days of absence in any work mean being fired, that call is very suspicious. Some bosses call right away to know what happened, not 15 days later.
False_Stupidity 42
Unless the bf has been calling sick each day and the boss was just calling to check on him out of concern.
joyce71 5
did you ever stop to think and ask him once you found out and doesn't make you wonder if he's cheating on you sorry to say but that's usually the case
thatmexi 10
He's gone undercover, and his boss is making sure that he hasn't compromised the mission
mcrblackred 8
This sounds like that one episode of Spongebob...
tehdarkness 21
Cheating or not he is still lying/withholding. This will cause a major rift... Update us when you find out please!
undicided_fml 7
Anda con la SANCHA!!!