Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
KaitlynNeal 13
Simply ask him and tell him that his boss called. If he denies it. Tell him no sex ever.
Cow305 4
Are you ******* retarded... If he denies it find out what hes doing before you say that shit. What If he has been planning a vacation to the bahamas and he just wanted to make you happy? you cant just say that... Jesus. Plus he would dump her and sex is not the MOST important thing in a relashonship. Dumbass.
Pourpre7 2
Maybe he's ill and getting treatment and did not want you to worry? It happens. He may not be a cheat. Ask him about it
Cow305 4
Time to buy a sniper.
reaxion 25
As a man, my first though is out and out deception to hide an affair. If it's something else like, say, a sudden and crippling addiction to trainspotting or bird-watching, either way I would confront him and did out. The other choice, if you wish to take the more extreme route, is to hire a PI and have him followed, or put him up for an episode of Cheaters :-D
gmann25 4
Of course he is cooking meth.
Hesintrouble 2
OP here! Mm so, at least he was upfront with me about it. He hasn't been cheating (thank god)- comment 104 was spot on- He's been finding work stressful, started skipping, and has been spending his time gaming (he's now handed his steam account over to me). He was too embarrassed/ashamed to tell me how hard he was finding it. He went and begged his boss for his job back today, which (to our shared surprise) was granted. She was sympathetic about him finding the work stressful since he has an anxiety disorder. The lying is not going to be easy to get past- in the ~16 months we have been together he has never done ANYTHING like this, so we are going to give it another shot. In the meantime he is going to be grovelling, at least he seems genuinely remorseful, and knows that no such behaviour will be tolerated again.
AtomicDiamond87 15
Sounds like a keeper.
owood80 4
You may want to consider contacting Joey Greco. :-/
FallenAngel0621 2
Maybe he is out looking to buy you a ring....
forever_tinaa 4
tell him you stopped by his work too see him and see how he reacts
destermin5 5
Sounds like Walter in an episode of breaking bad :P