Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to work instead of going to my father's funeral. He works at home and chooses his own hours. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Not really my problem, but OK
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
The blame game
Today, my coworker was supposed to pick me up to go to a work event as my car is broken. I waited 3 hours and he never showed. After he arrived late to the event due to traffic, he told my boss that he waited for me and I never came out. Guess who's unemployed now. FML
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skippydoda 32
Were you working at the same time? Because if it's a different shift then I might understand.
Lalala579121 27
Are you asking us?
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RichardPencil 30
I hope you mean EX-boyfriend! If he worked elsewhere, that might be forgiveable! Court adjourned!
skippydoda 32
Were you working at the same time? Because if it's a different shift then I might understand.
arioch_fml 20
I don't think this would be an fml unless it was the same time lol.
ThatIsSoFetch 7
I hope you forgot he was your boyfriend.
Arashikage 18
If you're going to be so petty to break up someone for something like that you shouldn't be in a relationship
heackargirl 9
And thats why I always drive myself to work ??? My clutz of a boyfriend would surely forget me too ???. Than race back and pull a puppy dog face...
Lalala579121 27
Are you asking us?
arioch_fml 20
So few questions, how long was his shift? Did he do a closing shift into an opening shift, and where exactly do you work? Depending on that I would say it sucks, but it is kind or reasonable.
gobiteme2 34
Was he able to explain the other person with him.
sullivankeara 25
"Forgot" lol
Shane Adam 2
Stop freaking out he made a mistake