Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
Enslaved 38
I know this wife that keeps tabs on her husband with "find my iPhone".
Jayalferez 15
What im wondering is what did she say to the boss
anabuddy123 10
hope he tells you The truth
perdix 31
Maybe he's taken a job he's ashamed of. When he comes home, does he smell of Wal-Mart, McDonald's or used cars?
gpg5 19
He's already working somewhere though, proving you wrong
BaraSkit07 12
That's not necessarily true, #43. Maybe he hates his current job so he got another, while more embarrassing, more fun.
xALEXx_fml 15
#43 that's not exactly proving someone wrong
xALEXx_fml 15
Agreed #44 It's possible to have 2 jobs at a time
kee_breezy32 34
sorry to hear that OP. better get to the bottom of it!
xALEXx_fml 15
A brothel
chuka81 27
Your boyfriend just found out he has cancer. He goes off everyday with a co-worker to cook drugs in a secret apartment. Haven't you noticed his bald hair?
fallslikedominos 10
Damn time to hire one of those private investigators
dbaguy 9
My ex uncle did the same thing to my aunt. Dressed for work and then undressed at his girlfriends house
ctchan2381 5
your bf's boss is pretty nice. Most ppl who dont show up for work for 2 weeks get fired instantly instead of asking if you're doing alright