Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
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Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML
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brebabee793 13
oh no.. not a good sign.
fakedsincerity 32
Better to know than not.
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Comments (165)
legendxs 20
"Oh, somebody had fun." quote form Jeremy Irons as Simon Gruber in Die Hard 3 movie.
jayystephaniee 9
Part 2 of this FML is necessary!!
brittyboo123 35
Talk to him first. I know I would be pissed but you can't jump the gun.
imlifeless2 25
Welcome to 'Spotting a Cheater 101', today's lesson is....
ouibijou 15
Maybe he's stressed out or depressed.
spottyblanket 8
Ask him, he is being a fool for skipping work. He probably wants to get fired so he can have redundancy money because he does not like the job anymore. Impressed the boss waited this long though.
summerluvinn 3
on a brighter note he might be planning a surprise for you. say a wedding proposal?
Cow305 4
Yes that could be it
tiatialiu 6
Be a detective a.
baref00tmama 15
Honestly, I'd be concerned that it's something like gambling, drug addiction, or he's doing some kind of mandatory community service and doesn't want you to know. Even if he just changed jobs, not telling his boss about it is not a professional way to leave.
imbedderdenu 23
wow! good question