Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
You're a horrible person, you're a horrible person, you don't deserve a girlfriend, you don't deserve a girlfriend.
burnhamt23 0
I like how people are diagnosing the girl they haven't even met based on a short paragraph. She might not have had a medical problem. Maybe she did drink too many liquids. Who knows?
littlejacks4 0
How is this an FML? And why would you replace the entire mattress? Soap and water. No big deal.
gigyfly 0
She probably has a urinary track infection
I_am_stupid_also 6
People do have that as a long term incurable condition. They can take drugs with nasty side effects, but that is about all. In dirt poor countries women get really bad cases from a failed pregnancy. That is treatable, but they have no money to get the operation and they are treated like dogs because of the smell.
murderoticadam 0
What the ****!? Does no one use their brain on this site? He's not an asshole in any ******* way for posting this on FML. I like, even more so, the people who are saying that he shouldn't be posting on FML and should be supporting her. You act like it takes 10 hours of the day to post on FML. It was a story, he shared it. I'd be pretty bent if my mattress got ruined too, because she SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM. I'm female(On my bf's account), and I really, really think that men should be gay because females are so ******* RETARDED(as mostly females were like 'omg ur a dick'). Grow the **** up. I hope none of you who said he's a dick ever go into a relationship. Oh and another thing? Is her name on here? How the **** can you know who he's even talking about? You can't. So it's not posting her personal problems or anything because YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE'S TALKING ABOUT. Jesus ******* christ.
naja_12168 3
wow 178.
awkwardass 0
#178. Hm. So you're a "female" who just so HAPPENS to be on her bf's account... You bash women as if you hated them... And you want men to be gay. Dude, man, guy... you're so far back in the closet, you're in NARNIA.
wow_seriously321 0
haha, you're pretty funny, and i so agree with you
murderoticadam 0
That joke is old. And yeah, actually (: My normal account is: drkwlf So have fun with trying to make gay jokes. Oh my god, girls can't have opinions can they, if they aren't on the girls side? GOSH.
murderoticadam 0
And that's right, I would just so HAPPEN to be on my bf's account like it's completely ridiculous that we live together, right? And it'd be even MORE crazy if we shared computers and I didn't feel it necessary to log out of his account. Totally unfathomable, really.
missalice0306 19
Yet you think we are going to sympathize with YOU?
felixdiecat 0
Ewwww... >
56578 0
Wetting the bed at such an age may be indicative of an abusive past or medical problem. Talk with her before you leave her.
Thoureau 0
Shame on her for not telling him. I mean, I feel bad if she did something like that, but that doesn't mean she shouldn't at least tell him that she has had something like that as a precaution. Also, some people find that attractive.
Twin_Uzis 0
Unfortunate, yes, but forgivable.
justanotherhuman 21
I was going to write "harsh she felt she couldn't tell you for 8 months", and yet... reading your post... no, no honestly it doesn't surprise me. In fact, your post revealing what it did, *I* think you don't *deserve* someone who was finally willing to be vulnerable with an issue as (in reality) light and trite as this, only to whine about your mattress- which, for some reason you feel needs replacing entirely because of some piss. Try a spot and deep-soak cleaning first, captain. Or just go ahead and waste a few thousand, hey. All in all, not only are you shallow, but you're entirely too self-centered to even notice how this might have been and incredibly vulnerable and awkward topic for her. I won't even *start* on how you were... what, oblivious? to her not being willing to spend the night for... eight... *months*. Seriously. After night 2 or 3 I'd be asking myself, and then *her*, if there was anything I could do to change her mind or make her more comfortable with the idea of staying. Lo and behold, maybe we might have even talked it out and I'd learn she wet her bed and I have a fetish for feet. Tit-for-tat. Points for being an attentive and understanding lover, prick.