Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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YouSoDeservedIt 0
FYL? Yeah it really sucks to have a girlfriend with a medical problem. I don't know how you are going to live with that. It must be so traumatic for you. How do you think SHE feels? She's the one who has to deal with this every day (and if it's been going on this long I doubt it will be going away soon). YDI for being a selfish asshole.
SweetieLish 0
F her life....because she has an asshole for a boyfriend.
misterman2 3
Whatever you do, don't put her down about it. It will deliver a serious blow to her self-esteem.
asb1234561 0
you should drink her pee, bedwetters are into that.
Buneary 0
Oh man. F her life, not yours. :( Don't judge her for something that's beyond her control.
BreezyPear 0
Agreed with number 7
theintrollama 0
They make enzymes that get urine out of upholstery. You don't have to throw out a brand new mattress.
sophia_maria 0
I find this FML interesting, because a couple of weeks ago, while I was staying the night with the guy I'm seeing, I woke up in the night to find the bed, ahem, rather cold. Yes, he had wet the bed. He had, however, gone to bed pretty drunk. I had to wake him up, find him a towel, convince him to get in the shower (he was still sleepy drunk), change his sheets, put a towel down, and put the offending sheets in the wash. I also had no choice but to sleep around the wet spot. When he woke up the next morning, he had no idea why his sheets were changed, and was understandably pretty embarassed, though I tried to reassure him that it was okay. I didn't tell anyone, obviously, but I did wonder how other girls would react to this.
justanotherhuman 21
I sincerely hope like *you* did! :-D
Tippssy 0
Maybe the wetness wasn't piss. Maybe it was her excitement over the thought of being next to you.
PollySighDevil 0
You also need a new girlfriend