By Anonymous - 6/8/2021 18:01

Long time gone

Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Aw, he's faking it just to get his ex back from you.

Dress up like a ninja and do an armed home invasion to see what's really going on. If he didn't have a heart attack before, he'll have one now; and if he did, this should finish him off.

Either way, you'll get the girl because she can't help but be impressed.

My ideas are so good, I should sell them.

By  TooMuchForToLittle  |  10

after only 7 days of Seven Years.. I'd give her more time, if you trust her, then keep trusting her until she's given you a reason not to.

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By  RichardPencil  |  30

Aw, he's faking it just to get his ex back from you.

Dress up like a ninja and do an armed home invasion to see what's really going on. If he didn't have a heart attack before, he'll have one now; and if he did, this should finish him off.

Either way, you'll get the girl because she can't help but be impressed.

My ideas are so good, I should sell them.

By  TooMuchForToLittle  |  10

after only 7 days of Seven Years.. I'd give her more time, if you trust her, then keep trusting her until she's given you a reason not to.

By  red6joker  |  8

Yeah she could have texted you at least and let you know what's up since that literally takes a few seconds. Its painful and obvious there is other stuff going on. Cut your lose don't play games with a girl like her.