By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 19:31 - United States
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. If I don't save the wee turtles who will!! *moments later* AHH save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me! This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story". Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'. Here is a list of my favourite fml people-get fucked It has come to my attention that a number of, shall we say, stalkers-you filthy people know who you are, have been repeatedly viewing my profile. I will not, and will not ever, be posting naked pictures of myself (pm me for naked pics).
BeginnerYou have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It's in the can!Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Checking you outYou checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
The thumb strikes backYou have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.0%
The return of the thumbYou have thumbed 5000 comments.0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninjaYou have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninjaYou have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninjaYou have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.0%
One more and it's business timeYou've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.18%
I agree, your life sucks 8 312
You deserved it 38 650
By xXxJoe16xXx - 01/12/2009 21:11 - United States
I agree, your life sucks 50 910
You deserved it 8 392
By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States
I agree, your life sucks 41 352
You deserved it 5 993
By Lovenotes - 17/10/2009 23:05 - United States
I agree, your life sucks 17 349
You deserved it 42 891
By soontobedivorced - 19/04/2009 04:05 - United States
I agree, your life sucks 541 842
You deserved it 34 895