Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
If I don't save the wee turtles who will!!
*moments later*
AHH save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me!
This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.
Here is a list of my favourite fml people-get fucked
It has come to my attention that a number of, shall we say, stalkers-you filthy people know who you are, have been repeatedly viewing my profile. I will not, and will not ever, be posting naked pictures of myself (pm me for naked pics).
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.