Peroxide

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. If I don't save the wee turtles who will!! *moments later* AHH save me from the wee turtles, they were too big for me! This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story". Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'. Here is a list of my favourite fml people-get fucked It has come to my attention that a number of, shall we say, stalkers-you filthy people know who you are, have been repeatedly viewing my profile. I will not, and will not ever, be posting naked pictures of myself (pm me for naked pics).