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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By xnickx - 16/04/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Leave me alone, bitch!!! - 20/11/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML

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Valle79 5

Friday 18 February 2011 23:03

Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

sduhamel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:10

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

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Valle79 5

Friday 18 February 2011 23:03

Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

sduhamel 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:10

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

424136 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 5:41

the fml might be fake

netherflame 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 7:34

OP's a dwarf or a baby.

JaydnGage 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 11:51

Today, your mother had to change the locks but the dog still got in. FHL.

chlorinegreen 27

Friday 24 June 2011 9:15

at least you fit. be more awkward if you got stuck op

derpina72 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 13:02

On the bright side, OP, you can actually fit through the doggie door! Yay! Unless you wanna gain...then, you get to eat lots of burgers! Yay!

Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 20 June 2018 3:52

Eating burgers makes you fat.... not gain

PenguinToucher 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:09

Is it you're house? if not, then maybe she was trying to tell you something.

CakeSlicer 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 10:20

your*

Stunsz 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:08

Well next time ask your mom to inform you when she does that? You must be a really thin person to fit through there.

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:19

No kidding! I wish I could fit through a dog flap!

missy1228 2

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:52

ha #4 ur cute

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:46

Yeah well I'm a woman. My boobs and my ass prevent me from fitting.

gaunab 1

Saturday 19 February 2011 11:31

maybe they have a very fat dog

insanesna1l 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 12:47

your breasts and booty won't prevent you from fitting if you are extremely flexible

Juliaa15 6

Saturday 19 February 2011 15:44

Reguardless of how flexible someone is, if there is no room to BE flexible I don't think anyone can contort thier bone structure to fit through a small opening like a dog door.

Stunsz 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:10

Ask her why she did it to begin with?

perdix 29

Friday 18 February 2011 23:12

Can you take a hint? Hopefully, you'll move on before your mom gets one of Michael Vick's old pit bulls.

culvergirl 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:16

haha so agreedds

kyarush 10

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:30

ZING

culvergirl 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:12

haha I have had to do that before)

iskusmarines 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:13

So you did it doggy style?

explodingmuffint 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:18

I think the correct sentence would be "So.. you entered doggystyle?"

wonderful_wendy 0

Friday 18 February 2011 23:14

at least you didn't get stuck.

The_Commentor_ 6

Friday 18 February 2011 23:18

atleast you didnt get stuck.

newfiegirl 8

Friday 18 February 2011 23:19

legit ! love you boners :)

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