By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 067
You deserved it 4 477

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Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

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Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?

Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?

the fml might be fake

OP's a dwarf or a baby.

Today, your mother had to change the locks but the dog still got in. FHL.

at least you fit. be more awkward if you got stuck op

On the bright side, OP, you can actually fit through the doggie door! Yay! Unless you wanna gain...then, you get to eat lots of burgers! Yay!

Eating burgers makes you fat.... not gain

Is it you're house? if not, then maybe she was trying to tell you something.

Well next time ask your mom to inform you when she does that? You must be a really thin person to fit through there.

No kidding! I wish I could fit through a dog flap!

ha #4 ur cute

Yeah well I'm a woman. My boobs and my ass prevent me from fitting.

maybe they have a very fat dog

your breasts and booty won't prevent you from fitting if you are extremely flexible

Reguardless of how flexible someone is, if there is no room to BE flexible I don't think anyone can contort thier bone structure to fit through a small opening like a dog door.

Ask her why she did it to begin with?

Can you take a hint? Hopefully, you'll move on before your mom gets one of Michael Vick's old pit bulls.

haha I have had to do that before)

So you did it doggy style?

I think the correct sentence would be "So.. you entered doggystyle?"

at least you didn't get stuck.

atleast you didnt get stuck.

legit ! love you boners :)