Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
cezza2011 0
dude my best friend has bed wettin problems and has tried every trick in the book to try and stop it! it can't be helped you obviously cant be called a decent boyfriend for one posting her secret on here, 2 takin the mic and 3 believin shes stupid for it!
jeniilouise 0
that must be so horrible for her but then if after one night she ruined the mattress with her bedwetting, then what, does she buy a new mattress every day? i'm guessing not...so even though its not her fault, she should have told you beforehand so you can do something about it! but fyl? f her life more like!
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Poor girl
ihatemathsomuch 0
im sorry, but none, absolutely NONE of the fmls have offended me or made me angry in any way shape or form. except this one. i have had bladder infections ever since i was 2. i also have had severe problems with bedwetting. i used to not be able to go my friends parties and had to make up lies to why i couldnt go. i now have another infection, but this one could kill me. how do u know if it isnt medical? i bet she is totally MORTIFIED! i hope SHE dumps YOU. you are one son of a bitch for spreading this. do u think about her feelings at all?! jerk
fran_fml 3
this isn't an fml... you should try having this problem and have her talk about it on the internet... #103 took my comment 5 months before i even read this so called fml. honestly, i hope she dumped you for someone who won't make fun of her online... or anywhere else for that matter.
hilhal 0
the mattress wouldn't need replacing suop whining
Lupa_fml 0
'I have an awful bladder problem and cannot help but wet the bed. I slept over at my boyfriends and he posted the story on FML the next morning. FML'
MalcolmX_fml 0
theres plenty more pussy out there. id just find myself another bit of gash man, can't be dealing with bed wetters. I KNOW people are going to hate this comment, but it's going to go in one ear and straight out the other. And BTW. my g/f is fit as **** ANNDDD doesnt wet the bed. STANDARD
bravetheearth 0
That's what you get for giving her a glass of water after 8 pm.
Jabastiaan 0
I think your girlfriend is lying to you about her age. Stop picking up chicks at the local elementary school. ;D On a more serious note, she really should have warned you before hand. There's things you can do to protect a mattress. Also, really, you can clean a mattress, and you're overreacting and wasting a TON of money by throwing it out. Have her clean it, or help you clean it. And for the love of god, do not let her suffer in silence! There's tons of help out there, from pills to therapy.