Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML
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Dave_Davington
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Were you?
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RichardPencil
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.
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Dave_Davington
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Were you?
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melisssa87
| 30
Plot twist: OP is transginger
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Batman_1872
| 20
that's gingerist
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Fickle
| 6
Wrong, Just WRONG!
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
I would start carrying mace if I were you.
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RichardPencil
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.
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fabs1171
| 23
Always best to avoid controversial topics such as politics and religion
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LadyRen
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Well, were you?
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RJR
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All I can picture is the Smelly Cat Friends episode...
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demix_fml
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This gave me gag! I hope you’re okay.
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real life problems
| 26
If this app had smell-o-vision, we would smell it all around the world too.
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Razell
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That's when you pull out your best Hannibal Lecter impression, and tell him that he looks like his liver would go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.