By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.

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Fickle 6

Wrong, Just WRONG!

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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I would start carrying mace if I were you.

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RichardPencil 30
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.

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fabs1171 23
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Always best to avoid controversial topics such as politics and religion

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LadyRen 20

Well, were you?

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RJR 5

All I can picture is the Smelly Cat Friends episode...

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demix_fml 32
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This gave me gag! I hope you’re okay.

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real life problems 26
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If this app had smell-o-vision, we would smell it all around the world too.

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Razell 13
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That's when you pull out your best Hannibal Lecter impression, and tell him that he looks like his liver would go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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