FML : Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must...

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 September 2018 13:00 /

Intimacy

Transportation

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By David Stanley | 13

#7694275 - Sunday 16 September 2018 13:51

No that wasn’t flirting that’s the nice way of someone saying wash you vag better

By Dave_Davington | 31

#7694260 - Sunday 16 September 2018 13:00

Were you?

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By Dave_Davington | 31

#7694260 - Sunday 16 September 2018 13:00

Were you?

By melisssa87 | 28

#7694271 - Sunday 16 September 2018 13:31

Plot twist: OP is transginger

By David Stanley | 13

#7694275 - Sunday 16 September 2018 13:51

No that wasn’t flirting that’s the nice way of someone saying wash you vag better

smaldridge | 12

#7694435 - Sunday 16 September 2018 22:58

😂😂😂😂😂

WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7694744 - Monday 17 September 2018 15:01

Still, you don’t say that to someone. Not only is it vulgar... (see below reply for comment continuation)

WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7694745 - Monday 17 September 2018 15:02

... IT’S NO ONE’S DAMN BUSINESS!

By Fickle | 5

#7694278 - Sunday 16 September 2018 14:39

Wrong, Just WRONG!

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 40

#7694280 - Sunday 16 September 2018 14:57

I would start carrying mace if I were you.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7694334 - Sunday 16 September 2018 17:55

Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.