By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.

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Wrong, Just WRONG!

I would start carrying mace if I were you.

Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.

Always best to avoid controversial topics such as politics and religion

Well, were you?

All I can picture is the Smelly Cat Friends episode...

This gave me gag! I hope you’re okay.

If this app had smell-o-vision, we would smell it all around the world too.

That's when you pull out your best Hannibal Lecter impression, and tell him that he looks like his liver would go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.