By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00
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Were you?
I would start carrying mace if I were you.
Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.
Always best to avoid controversial topics such as politics and religion
This gave me gag! I hope you’re okay.
If this app had smell-o-vision, we would smell it all around the world too.
That's when you pull out your best Hannibal Lecter impression, and tell him that he looks like his liver would go well with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Gosh! You can’t make small talk with strangers anymore without them freaking out. I always thought the safe topics for polite conversation were the weather, sports and reproductive cycles.
Were you?