Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
ToreyyyW 15
It's also a medical condition. a good boyfriend should accept it and help her through it, not judge her for it. It's not like she's choosing to do it.
Gus1989 9
Invest in a waterproof mattress cover! And tell her ti pee BEFORE going to bed, and to not drink more than 2 alcoholic beverages.
RidleySummer 9
Incontinence is a serious problem for a lot of women. Millions of women of all ages suffer from it in just the United States alone, It's not something they can control, and can take YEARS to cure. I imagine it's very upsetting for her since so many people aren't understanding about it, and instead of being supported, she's probably just been made fun of, no matter who she's told about it. Instead of giving her a hard time, try to be understanding of what she's going through.
brandileehaas 5
Put some baking soda on it, you'll be ok? I unfortunately share the problem with my 20 year old boyfriend.
PianoPlayer007 18
Don't bitch about your own girlfriend over what could be a medical condition.
FMLRITP 18
That doesn't matter. If you like her, you'll help her get through it.
mixximoo 24
I'm sure she is already embarrassed and now imagine her feelings if she had to see this. You are an ugly person for putting this on FML OP.
Unlucky1232 20
maybe she has a kidney/bladder problem. Seriously think this through man
killerlol 12
Turn the mattress upside down
Bloodyskull 13
some people can't control that stuff l, don't be a dick about it. It's the same as not being able to control your flatulence while asleep