Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
mrsderf 0
Aww don't be so shallow
WeooBeans 14
Shoot, I had bedwetting problems until I was 14. She can't help it, and think about how embarrassing it must be for her (which is why she didn't tell you).
HippyKat13 7
i feel sorry for your girlfriend, im sure she cant help it :( at least she trusted you with her secret, oh but then again you posted it on fml. **** her life for you telling every one on fml.
HBoks 7
OMG. I'm sorry but that's just really funny:p
Super_Salo 0
Shit happens man. People have their own set of problems.
Captain0bv10us 0
There is this other fml which is almost exactly thegirlfriend's point of view of this story
tutuluzer5968 0
Been dating my bf for 7 months havent slept with him yet. Ur gf is a *****
ThatGuyRory 9
Dude... that's a medical condition. If you had any decency you wouldn't give a crap and move on with it.
eimajthezombie 0
I feel more sorry for her than you.
finished 10
You know why she never opened up to you? It's because of your attitude. She probably has a medical problem