Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
quietlytearful 0
hahaha. am I the only one who noticed that this guys name is "wetboy". :D but seriously wetboy, you should be more supportive. :P
Thisdeadhorse 0
this is no fml, golden showers for the win!
hassenpfeffermmm 0
# 270 said everything I ws going to say
tiffyco 0
she finaly trust u enough to tell u n u run and post it on fml
caroline954 0
I wet the bed until I was 8 or 9. Hopefully shell grow out of it. Though 23 is kinda late..... And maybe she didn't think there was going to BE any actual sleeping?
04emidork 0
wow ok i think you suck for thinking thats a **** my life situation. she's your girlfriend and everyone has their flaws! and if you really love her then you'll deal with it and don't make her feel like crap. she's too good for you. you should be happy she had the guts and trusted you to tell you that! you can't just be an ass about it and post it on this website!! have some respect if you really love her and don't make such a big deal about it!
N3VVRmiNd 0
You're serious man? A 23 year old bed-wetter is sexy. The only downside is the morning mess, but you can spank her ass and make her clean it up. #foreplay
_GODZILLA_ 0
She should have told you she had the issue, but YOU did not have to go plastering it across the internet. Shame on you!
GirlyTomBoy 0
there's actually alot of adults that still wet the bed, so it shouldn't be a big deal
GirlyTomBoy 0
alot of ppl hav a bed wetting problem not just kids, and it ain't there fault so stop being a jerk bwt it, she's probs hel embarrassed and u just went too far by putting it up on here