Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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stringoffail 0
Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"
tgm0112 0
That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.
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Comments (316)
rachilio 26
Is getting a new mattress really called for?
MusicallyGifted 0
Awww XD
cupaketop_42 7
hey man don't judge. my step brother is like, 13 and still has a really hard time dealing with it. it's not a n easy thing to live with and if you can't accept it, then get over it and find someone else.
Monstermage 0
Lol. medical condition or not. Embarressed as can be. She spent the night knowingly that she highly likely to piss in his bed. He has every right to be insulted. She made the choice to stay, she could have told him too.
missalice0306 19
Yet he posts it on FML for the entire world to see? She probably thought he'd be more supportive. Shut up.
RidleySummer 9
She probably hadn't had an accident for a while and thought it would be ok. I imagine that she was gaining confidence before this incident took place. She also probably wanted to make her boyfriend happy since he was trying to convince her to stay over. I imagine this event had made her feel even worse and lose even more confidence. Instead of telling this guy she probably really liked about her very degrading, probably-medical condition when she probably thought she could get by without having to, she had an accident and had it thrown in her face. I imagine this was like a nightmare come true for her.
coolsunshinebear 14
She needs adult diapers... Problem solved.
gohogs518 4
Get rid of the mattress and get rid of her
gohogs518 4
Problem? If she seriously had a condition that causes her to wet the bed every night, which I've never in my life heard of, then she should of came prepared and worn a diaper. The only times I've ever heard of adults wetting the bed is when they were completely wasted. Buy a new mattress and her some depends, or get rid of her.
TrackGirl19 29
Lots of people have that problem as kids, and it sometimes carries into adulthood. It's probably something she can't control. Don't make her feel even more embarrassed than she already must be :)
judea95 16
Not necessarily her fault though, don't get angry at her
MikeRulz 15
You dont need to replace if she pissed in it ONCE